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Dier Senior Gerente Jotel:

Now I am tell yu di story jau I was treated at yor jotel.
I cum from Puerto Rico as touris to Niu Yol and estay at yor jotel.
When I cum in my room I see der is no shit in my bed.
How can I sleep with no shit in my bed?
Ay col down de ricepchon and tell dem: -"I wanna shit".
Dey tell me "Go to the toilet"..
I sey "No, no, I wanna shit in my bed".
Dey sey "You betta not shit in yor bed, you sonnawabitch".
What is that of sonnawabitch?.
I go down for di restoran for breikfast.
I order beicon and eggs and two pisses of toast, I getta only one piss oftoast.
I tell di waitress and I points to toast. "I wanna piss".
She tella me Go to the toilet"... I say "No, No, I wanna piss on my plate".
She den say to me: "You piss on yor plate, I col da cops, you sonnawabitch".
Secon person who don even know me, and chi col me sonnawabitch! W
hat is that of sonnawabitch?
Later I go a dinner into restoran.
Spoon and knife is der but no fock.
I tell di waitress "I wanna fock!",
and she tell me:- "Sure, everybody wanna fock".
I tell her "No, no, you don onderstand me. I wanna fock on di table".
She den tell me
"So you sonnawabitch, you wanna fock on de table? Get yur ass out of here".
So I go to di ricepchon and ask for di bil.
I no wanna stay in dis jotel no more. When I have pay di bil,
the porter say to me: "Thank you and piss be with you".
I say "piss on you too, you sonnawabitch! "If I go back to Guaynabo City , I'll never more comma stay in your jotel, you sonnawabitch.
Sinsirly, John Towers From-the-Ass, (Juan Torres Delano)

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