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A Presidents Resume

The White House, USA

GEORGE W. BUSH

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I attacked and took over two countries.

I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.

I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not
easy!).

I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any
12
month period.

I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
stock market.

I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

I am the first president in US history to enter office with a
criminal record.

In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I
did).

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided
over
the worst security f! ailure in US history.

I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any
president in US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
other
president in US history.

I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a
12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any
president in US history.

I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president,
since
the advent of TV.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any
other US president in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.

I cut health care benefits for war veterans.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take
to the streets to protest me (15! million people), shattering the record
for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history.

I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in
US
history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history.
(The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker
named after her).

I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
Union
simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any
market in any country in the history of the world.

I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and
military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will
of
the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.

I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
hist!
ory of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland
Security"(only one letter away from BS).

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough
to
beat, but I did it!!).

I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations
remove
the US from the Human Rights Commission.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove
the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
history.

I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default
no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors acce! ss during the 2002 US elections.

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign
donations.

The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my
best
friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in
world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.

I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under
attack (and then lied,saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11,and in less than a
year
made the US the most resented country in the world possiby the biggest
diplomatic failure in US and world history).

I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the
people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world
peace and stability.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.

I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees
who
violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
bidding for gov't contracts.

I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
other president in US history.

In a little over two years, I have created the most divided country in
decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been s! ince the
Civil
War.

I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
than
two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas
driving record has been erased and is not available).

I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time
of
war.

I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to
my
fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.

All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on
the
board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP)attended regarding
public
energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

PERSONAL REFERENCES:

For pers! onal references, please speak to my dad or Uncle James Baker
(They can be reached in their offices at the Carlyle Group where they
are
helping to divide up the spoils of the US-Iraq war and plan for the next
one).

(Note: this information should be useful to voters in the 2004
election. Circulate to as many citizens you think would be helped to be
reminded about his record.)

The White House, USA
GEORGE W. BUSH


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